"Miss Sweetie Poo," played by Dorothea Hartig, right, demonstrates to Master of Ceremonies Marc Abrahams how she will let award recipients know that their speech is going too long, with her repeated phrase, "I'm bored" during the 27th First Annual Ig Nobel Prize Ceremony at Harvard University in Cambridge, Massachusetts, U.S. September 14, 2017. REUTERS/Gretchen Ertl